These 50 Hindi Translations Of Hollywood Films Will Make You Cry

“WTF” doesn’t even begin to explain what Hindi translators do to Hollywood film titles. Brace yourself. Here we go.

1. ‘Mahadabbang’ – Captain America.

Reallllyyyy?

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2. ‘Raftaar ka Junoon’ – Fast and Furious.

Sigh.

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3. ‘Museum Ke Andar Phas Gaya Sikandar’ – Night at the Museum.

How hard is Museum Me Raat? 

4. ‘Pralay Ki Shuruaat’ – 2012.

Why can’t 2012 be just 2012 in Hindi?!

5. ‘Mr. And Mrs. Sharma’ – Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Okay, really? Smith = Sharma?

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6. ‘Samundar Ke Lootere: Kaale Moti Ka Shaap’ – Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

Wait, wasn’t Black Pearl the ship?

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7. ‘Sherni No. 1′ – Sequel of Lara Croft: Tomb Raider.

More like a Bhojpuri title.

8. ‘Mahashaktimaan’ – The Matrix.

Okay why do they do this to us?
WHY?

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9. ‘Mayajaal’ – The Matrix Reloaded.

Better than Mahashaktimaan.
But still so sad.

10. ‘Mahasangraam’ – The Matrix Revolutions

Can I have some water, please?

11. ‘Anjaan Vinashak’ – Aliens.

LOL.

12. ‘Vaanar Raaj’ – Planet of the Apes.

Not so bad.
Relatively.

13. ‘Kaun Banega Crorepati… Bhoot Bangle Ke Andar?!’ – House on the Haunted Hill.

OMFG I WANNA CRY.

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14. ‘Dil Fenk Haseena’ – Heartbreakers.

There, there.

15. ‘Ek Bandar Hotel Ke Andar’ – Dunston Checks In.

Ugh.

16. ‘Mahakaal’ – Ghost Rider.

Oooh I am so scared.

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17. ‘Khooni Darinde’ – Underworld.

So scared.
Of these people who get to make titles.

18. ‘Karo Ya Maro’ – Dead or Alive.

Sensible.
Relatively.

19. ‘Zindaa Hoon Main’ – I Am Legend.

Umm, okay.
-_-

20. ‘Maut Ka Chumma’ – Kiss of the Dragon.

Okay wow.

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21. ‘Dhoom hi Dhoom’ – Taxi.

WHY NOT JUST TAXI?
WHYYT NOTT?!!

22. ‘Kho Gaya Nemo… Aapne Dekha Kya?’ – Finding Nemo.

Nahi.
Aap jaisi title wali film ko kisne dekha, by the way?

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23. ‘Angaarey Baney Sholay’ – Avengers.

Aw poor Marvel. 🙁

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24. ‘Ek baby, teen badmaash’ – Baby’s Day Out.

Sigh.

25. ‘Hum Hai Lajawaab’ – The Incredibles.

Jee nahi.

26. ‘Football Shootball Haay Rabba’ – Bend It Like Beckham.

WHAT. IS. WRONG. WITH. THESE. PEOPLE.
No, seriously, what?

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27. ‘Murder Ka Nashaa’ – Basic Instinct.

Huh?

28. ‘Jasoos Bandar’ – Spymate.

Kill me now.

29. ‘Faulaadi Rakshak’ – Iron Man 3.

NOOOOOOOOOO. Grr.

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30. ‘Sapno Ka Mayajaal: Chakravyuh’ – Inception.

K dude.

31. ‘Khatarnaak Mission’ – Tears of the Sun.

Nonsense.

32. ‘Maha-aakraman’ – Black Hawk Down.

We just love the word maha don’t we.
Admit it.

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33. ‘Disco Deewane’ – Saturday Night Fever.

No.

34. ‘Ek Kaatil’ – Blitz.

Why am I still alive?

35. ‘Kanoon Ke Rakhwaale’ – The Green Hornet.

God save the law.

36. ‘Mahabali Hulk’ – Incredible Hulk.

Maha. Again.

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37. ‘Bunty, Bablu aur Jacky’ – Rob-B-Hood.

Agra kyun nahi chale jaate?

38. ‘Mastaan Ka Sona’ – Mackena’s Gold.

Mackena = Mastaan. Yep.

39. ‘Prithvi Ke Rakshak, Antriksh Ke Bhakshak’ – Men In Black 3.

SOOOO COOOOOL!!!
Not.

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40. ‘Maut Ka Bulava’ – Resident Evil.

God.

41. ‘Sabse Bada Shikaari’ – Welcome To The Jungle.

What a jungle!

42. ‘Bindaas Bavarchi’ – Ratatouille.

Okayyyyyyyy.

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43. ‘Inaam 10 Crore’ – S.W.A.T.

We can imagine their dumb faces when they tried to translate the full form of SWAT in Hindi.
Too difficult?
Let’s change the title.
Inaam 10 Crore. Yep.

44. ‘Saajish’ – Vantage Point.

Hmmm.

45. ‘Khatron ka Khiladi’ – Django Unchained.

Bhai, kyun karte ho aisa?

46. ‘Aage Maut Piche Maut’ – Looper.

Awww, sooo sad.
Die.

47. ‘Vinashak Shastra’ – Stealth.

Bleh.

48. ‘Maar Diya Jaye Ya Badal Diya Jaye?’ – The Replacement Killers.

Humko chhod do bhai.

49. ‘Myau Myau Aur Bhow Bhow’ – Cats and Dogs: Revenge of Kitty Galore.

WAIT WHATTT…!
WHYYYYY?

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50. ‘Mission Osama Bin Laden’ – Zero Dark Thirty.

Sigh.

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