A Special Key Guide For Freshers For A Remarkable College Life

THINGS EVERY COLLEGE STUDENT SHOULD DO:

The first and foremost thing to be done after joining a college is to mix up with people, know them and to interact with each other.  And when you find the ones like you, Altogether vow to each other to build a friendship that lasts forever.
Don’t shy around while interacting or don’t  be egoistic while forwarding a hand for friendship. Developing of a circle takes time remember that!
So now that you have a good bunch of friends around you,  its time to try out some crazy things that will surely be inscribed in your memories.  But try them out at your own risk!

1. GET WASTED

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I know many of you might have experienced this before,  but there are others also who haven’t even taken a sip of breezer. Am not asking you to be a drunkard of course.  But YOLO!
Go to a party, have a house party or just grab some liquor from a “theka”.  Do as you please.  Just get wasted once at least!  Dance your ass off,  sing till your throat chokes,  laugh till  your stomach hurts and drink till you faint. It is fun!

2. GET HIGH AND ATTEND A LECTURE.

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This comes straight away from the #collegediary of the writer.
“Our semester break was just over the edge and we wanted to do something crazy..  like really crazy..  so in early morning me and my buddies met near by the college,  May be an hour before to our first lecture, we all got high and attended the lecture afterwards.  I swear that was the best lecture of my entire life. However within 15 mins we were asked to move out of the class as we were creating a whole lot of weird noises.  Then we headed to a near by lounge and grooved till our legs gave up.  And one more thing!   we never did that again.  After all we didn’t want to be expelled! ” says Dikshita.

3. HAVE A ROAD TRIP.

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During mid Septembers,  when the weather is just so pleasant,  a road trip is a must.  I am not saying go to ladakh or so. No! Leave out on usual college timings and come back by 4 or 5 pm by the evening.
Pleasant romantic weather,  a Long drive along with your best buddies,  dancing in the car to the beats of Martin garix. Great idea right?
Need some suggestions? So go to Murthal.. have some desi dhabba ka khanna.  It will be worth it!

4. ATTEND A LECTURE AT SOME OTHER COLLEGE.

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I know this one sounds like totally crazy but yes it is off the edge and fun. (This is also straight away from the #collegediaries of the writer)
“When I was just a fresher and hardly had any friends in my college. One of my school friend was in ramjas and I used to spend my days with her at that time. So it was one day that I was in her college and wasn’t so willing to go to my college.  So I stayed in her class and attended the whole lecture. As we were all freshers and the teachers didn’t recognise anyone’s face by then so lurking was easy. We were giggling and hooting at the back seat. After all it is fun to disturb a class without even thinking of getting in the bad books of the teacher. After all you don’t belong to the college so annoy the teacher as much as you want. But if you get caught then welcome the trouble with arms wide open. ” – says Dikshita.

5. POOL PARTIES.

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“SWIMMING POOL MAIN NHAA KE…  AUR BHI..  NAMKEEN HO GAYI HI..  NAMKEEN HO GAYI HO.. ”
Yes.  Yessss!! In school many of you might not have gone to a pool party but in college you ought to.
Girls put on your sexiest top and shortest shots and boys just take off that shirt and Plunge into a pool overloaded with hot bodies wiggling on some base boosted songs along with a beer in your hand.
Pool parties are something you just can’t miss.

6. WATCH A B-GRADE MOVIE AT A C-GRADE THEATER.

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Watching Queen and Gravity in PVR cinemas is just too main stream.  Try watching Ek Nagin Aur Ek Sapera : Anokhi Prem Kahani (I don’t know if such movie is ever made or not) at Amba or liberty.  You can give yourself a treat of burger afterwards from the money that you save.

7. READ THE FIFTY SHADES TRILOGY OR EVEN KAMA SUTRA MAY BE!

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Work on your seducing skills with these readable porns.  While the paper backs of fifty shades has broken all the records of success and you’re still there just happy enough with the movie or not even that.  Do you even have any idea how much fun the movie is missing from the original script?  Find out yourself. Even if books are not your cup of tea,  you will surely love this one.
And for those who have already read fifty shades,  try some work by Megan Fox such as Dirty and Broken. Or just go plain with the tale of lust – KAMA SUTRA which docile you with all the skills of pleasing.

8. EXPLORE YOUR HIDDEN TALENT.

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Ok enough of the faltu-ki-tips.  Now a serious one.
Are u a bathroom singer or a blog writer?  Well then in college you get all the platforms to discover and to engrave your talents.  Get enrolled in the college society,  meet more people,  work around and learn from people who are just like you.  Mark the words – “never let these three years go into a bin like some dust. ”

9. DATE SOMEONE BETTER THAN YOUR EX.

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How ruthlessly he broke your delicate heart. How selfishly she left you.
Hold on!  No more tears. (No. am not promoting Johnson and Johnson baby oil)
Show them you can get better than them and they mean nothing to you,  not anymore!  You have a new life and in this new life you write a new adorable chapter of a new love story into the book of your joyful life. With plenty of people around you in college,  you will find someone who will do things that your ex never did.

10. GET DRUNK,  CALL YOUR “HEART BREAKER” AND NAIL HIM DOWN.

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Remember YOLO?  then why to hung onto someone who broke your heart?  Think about all the cruel things you suffered,  about the break up,  the days you spent crying hoping they would come back but you they just kept on making a fool out of you.
Now build a rage into yourself and yell at him, shout out loud whatever you feel like..   abuse him,  say harsh words,  tell him the ugly truth.  Turn into Kareena Kapoor avatar from Jab We Met,  and believe me,  it works!  (May it is another page from the #collegediaries of the writer *winks* ).   But just down break into tears like Rani from Queen.   Please!

11. FOR GIRLS – LEARN TO RIDE A BIKE.

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Do you like bikes?  Then be a bike lover and learn to ride a bike. There is no better way to bring out the man in you. (They say bring out the child in you,  I say bring out the man in you) Be a roadie!  After all guys like girls who can ride.

12. VISIT A REAL HAUNTED PLACE.

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There is an old creepy vacant house in a barren land and while you are climbing up the flights that leads to a door you wonder what could be there behind that swinging door.  Then out of the blue you hear three knocks over the surface of that door like someone is pummeling into the door and you run out of the house with that pale bloodcurdling face..  just a thought is scary.  Isn’t it?
Look around for a haunted house and visit it along with your friends.  Don’t forget to tell us if you heard the frightening sinful knocks or not.

13. GO GOA GONE.

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Last but not the least,  plan a trip to Goa along with your best people. Goa is a place with cheap liquor,  great night life,  delicious cuisines and mesmerising sunsets. Goa during college is a must. Every year there are official and unofficial trips to Goa.  Make sure your live to the fullest at least once.

14. BRING OUT THE BEST IN YOU.

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If you’re good at something,  be best at it.  And if you are good at nothing then explore yourself and bring out the best in you.  Every one is good at something or other,  all you need is to find that one thing. We all are born jewels,  all we need is some polishing and to out shine.

HOWEVER IT IS,  MAKE THESE THREE YEARS THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE. BEST WISHES AND STAY TUNED. ADIOS.