1. BHAI! LSR AUR JMC KI LADKIYA SAHI MAIN ITTI HOT HOTI HAI?
We all are well known that JMC and LSR girls are said to be hot enough to raise testosterone level of any guy Just like Emma Watson does. So the first question that arises in mind of a north campus guy is “are they really that hot? “.
Well we suggest you to find that out yourself!
2. ACHA! _____ COLLEGE SOUTH CAMPUS MAIN ATA HAI? LOL! I DIDN’T KNOW.
Amongst some well known colleges of south campus, we also have some unfortunate once that are not even known if they exist or not. They are almost like Janwi Chidambaram. Wondering who is she? That’s the point!
3. YAAR TUMHARE SARE COLLEGES ITTI DOOR DOOR, PHIR WO KIS BAAT KA CAMPUS?
It’s a fact that unlike north campus colleges, south campus colleges are built so far away from each other that going from one college to another might feel like travelling from Kashmir to Kanyakumari.
4. OYE! ____ COLLEGE KE LIYE KONSE METRO STATION SE EXIT KARU?
And just like we said colleges at south campus are built so far away that even the nearest metro station to the colleges vary. So north campus student who departure at Delhi university metro station and head towards their varied colleges always find it difficult to locate the nearest metro station when they visit any south campus college.
5. HUMARE NORTH CAMPUS KI FESTS FAR BETTER HAI. OK?
Undoubtedly, North campus fests are the best. Nexus of Venky or Ulaas of KNC are no way better than Crossroads of SRCC or Mecca of Hindu. So If you have any bit of doubt, please think again!
6. JO BHI KAHO NORTH CAMPUS KI BAAT HI ALAG HAI.
Accept it or not, life at north campus is an experience! No more words are required.
7. HUMARE PASS TOM UNCLE KI MAGGIE HAI. TUMHARE PASS KYA HAI? HEIN!
Tom uncle ki Maggie! A must destination for every Maggie lover. Again all the luck goes into the pockets of north campus students. Even all south campus students will agree that they had Tom uncle ki Maggie at least once.
8. 12th MAIN 5% AUR LE AATA TO WAHA SE YAHA HOTA
Well, cuts off of both campus hardly differ. The more Einstein ones gets into north campus. Though they might hardly get 3% more from their friend in south campus but they will surely tease him about the fact.
9. YAHA RICKSHAW TO MILTE NAHI AUR KUCH GHANTA MILEGA!!
And the tale continues. Firstly south campus colleges are built at two distinct points of the Earth . Secondly, the lack of mode of transport to carry the lazy students are so not unavailable. I guess it provides us with a reason why south
Campus girls are slim and hot. After all they walk so much!
10. APNE SOUTH KO HUMARE NORTH CAMPUS SE COMPARE KARNE KA SOCHIO BHI MAT.
North campus students move around with their heads touching the sky, proud enough to be in north campus. And whenever anyone tries to compare, they all are well versed with the facts what makes their campus better.
By, Dikshita Jatav
– Content Writer, DU Times